jesus for a second i thought she was actually smoking with her tongue
on that note, that is an awesome piece
omfg I need that
can girls hide things in their vaginas
it’s not just that easy, do you think I WANNA lug around a flippin bag everywhere? you can’t just keep your ipod in your vagina 1) its the total wrong shape and c) it voids your warranty
Just think, when Blue Ivy grows up and Googles (or w/e is around then) her dad she’ll find interviews he did sitting next to a woman that’s being ate out by another woman. Gangsta.
i just wanted to post a selfie I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GIF MAKER!
this is my new favourite thing
I’m 100% ok with this
….one can dream, right?
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
or the cufflinks, bowtie, and dress shoes?